For all you closet Britney fans out there, heres your chance to have a Britney adventure. It is just so-o-o-o exciting!!

In the event of a nuclear war, it is recommended that you smear cow dung over your house. For added protection make sure you smear it over yourself and your family too.

Men of all ages have struggled with this problem since the beginning of time: How do you get a whole bunch of women who have never met you before to pose naked for you? Instructions here.

Unknown facts about snails If you love snails but love your garden more, then put out little bowls of beer. The snails love it so much they can’t stop drinking. Eventually they get so drunk they gently slide into the water, fall asleep and float off to snaily heaven. Much nicer than a painful death

For those who have smelly cats: Impress your guests with this beautiful English Tudor litter cottage and optional welcome mat or buy your cat its own Litter Robot. (If someone can make me a litter space rocket, I’ll buy three!)

Who Would You Kill on Friends?

According to Google, Olivia is: a spunky little pig with an abundance of energy and enthusiasm one entertaining teacher good at a lot of things, especially wearing people out “plain,” attired only in red briefs upset that no one takes her cyber-stalker seriously

Maggie has designed some wonderfully quirky desktop clothing available at fluffybattlekitten. They’d make great T-shirts. She’s made some movies too. She’s fun!

Imagine you had your very own disco pig! There is only one like it in the world and it fetched a hefty &6,500 at an auction last year.

Now you can buy a beautiful doggy do necklace or choker for your dog!