“Hello, and welcome to my homepage. My name is Ulrich Haarbürste and I like to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film. If you have written any stories about Roy being completely wrapped in clingfilm please send them to me and I may put them up on the site.”(Kinky Dan found it.)

Just thought you’d like to know about this(nicked off the Chapel): While Demanding That Other Countries Give Them Up! I’ll say one thing, Bush has Brass Ones.Administration moves ahead on nuclear ‘bunker busters’ “Demonstrating a significant shift in America’s nuclear (see also “nookular”) strategy, the Bush administration intends to produce ~ not just research ~

Perl Poetry“Life” – by Brian Van Horne #!/usr/bin/perl# life.pl open life; use Wisdom;seek food, water, shelter; for () { # means toeat() if /hungry/;drink() if /thirsty/;sleep (“just for a while”) if /tired/;read books, $think, write $code, etc;} close life;exit # quietly . . . Kevin Meltzer is the creator of the Perl Poetry Contest. See the

the May Day projectSaturday May 10 is coming up soon – why not make it an all-nighter? On this day people all over the world will be taking a photograph an hour to illustrate a day in their life. Come on – participate in this one!

Brightoncore aims to explore, expose and report on the more diverse aspects of our fair city.Focusing on some of the more peculiar, unique and downright bizarre people, places and events, we hope you’ll enjoy our discoveries of what is a fascinating city.

YAY! We’ve been added to BoogieChurch’s NO WAR GALLERY. Quick send in your photos too. Leave a comment here if you do so we can have a squizz at you too.

B A R A K A !Now showing @ HeavyTV.CA – a mesmerising movie, FREE TO VIEW this week. “Baraka, an ancient Sufi word with forms in many languages, translates as a ”Blessing,” or as the ”Breath or Essence of Life from which the evolutionary process unfolds. Baraka is a poetic tour of the globe

TheSmokingGun: While all news organizations prepare obituaries in advance of the deaths of famous individuals, the folks at CNN inadvertently gave the Internet-surfing public a chance to preview how the network’s web site would note the demise of Vice President Dick Cheney, Ronald Reagan, Fidel Castro, Bob Hope, Pope John Paul II, Nelson Mandela, and Gerald Ford.

Baby teeth could provide stem cells. This could spell amazing possibilities for developing treatments for other various conditions, including Alzheimer’s disease, Parkinson’s disease, diabetes, arthritis, and more. How embryonic stem cell lines are made

And this is what may happen if you’re brave enough to put a condom around the collimator.