Jane just has the best view from her office window!!!

How much does that suck! If Im expected to fritter my entire life away in a yellow-walled office with no aircon then I demand I at least get a view like that.. or a fishtank! I can then give fishy thousands of insanely boring jobs to do late at night and over weekends in return for cheap flakes. I will call it Stupid Monkey. Stupid Monkey will be promoted to Clever Monkey when he trains the snails to do his work for fish poop.