Helping Hands – Monkey Helpers for the DisabledI used to think this was a spoof site, but its a real charity. The total cost of breeding, training, and placing a monkey helper, with a life span of 30-40 years, is $25,000. In comparison, the cost of preparing a Seeing Eye dog with a 10-year life

Imaginary Stalker Ex Boyfriend on eBayStarting bid: US $4.99 Are you tired of your parents/friends teasing you about not having a “special” someone in your life??Are you bored with your current lifestyle and wish to add some excitement to help pass the time??WELL… I am offering my services for 1 Month as the FIRST Imaginary

Wow! My new ultimate favourite PC Case!!!!Swim fishies swim!!! New USB gadget – USB microscopeZoom in on stuff – up to 200X

Cait found a real treat guaranteed to crack you up –Ugly Wedding Dress of the Day.Seeking out the ugliest wedding dresses in existence, so you don’t have to.

Oil and water do mix!Australian National University chemistry professor Richard Pashley has discovered a way to mix oil and water, which contradicts the age-old proverb. The secret? – you have to take the gases out of the water first, mainly oxygen and nitrogen. Then oil and water mix spontaneously and stay that way for a

What’s a skeedaddlehopper?(found by k k k kenneth)

A reptile enthusiast investigating a call from a man he thought “had been drinking”, found a metre-long Nile crocodile lazing in the pool of a Pretoria suburb. How the reptile, with razor-sharp teeth, made its way into a residential swimming pool still remains a mystery as they are not indigenous to the Pretoria area. (The

Your Chinese Horoscope for 2004Thanks for this link Ashley

Gong Xi Fa Cai! According to the Chinese Zodiac, it’s the year of the monkey. “Astrologers predict it will be an extremely progressive, upbeat time, full of exhilirating successes. What’s even better is that it should be a relative breeze. Apparently good old monkey will carry us along with his natural exuberant energy. Be warned

Chav Hate Site – whats a chav you ask?aka Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies… Foul-mouth parrotThe inner thoughts of Britain’s wartime leader Winston Churchill live on, thanks to the foul mouth of his 104-year-old parrot.“Fuck Hitler! Fuck the Nazis!” says Charlie with a Churchillian