And remember people… Safety First

A range of bizarre accidents including melting pyjamas and an alligator attack landed almost one million Britons in hospital last year, according to figures by the Department of Health. Volcanic eruptions, lightning strikes, rat bites and centipede stings caused some of the more unusual injuries. Some included four victims of exposure to noise, four of vibration and 40 from contact with a high-pressure jet. The most common cause of injury was falling, which resulted in 119,203 Accident and Emergency admissions. Accidents cost the National Health Service an estimated £1bn a year.
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