Can one be smitten for copyright infringement on the Bible? Well, it appears so. ” I am a jealous God,” He said, “but I am by no means unreasonable. If the person will stop distributing My copyrighted materials, there will be no further consequences. Like I’ve said before: hate pirating, love the pirate.” Ironically, some

Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven’t gone unnoticed, he’s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President

YAY YAY YAY! Nathan’s plane lands in 17 hours 47 minutes from now! I’m so excited I can hardly do anything today.

Happy Birthday Prince Harry!

“I find smokers more generous, more cynical and more up for a laugh,” says Carol Midgley. “I admit that I like smokers. Perverse, I know, being attracted to the 21st century’s No 1 lepers, particularly since I’ve never smoked in my life and consider it a septic little habit. But it’s not the cigarettes I’m

“Welcome to the world’s first Child-Machine Nursery. Ai is hosting a collection of ‘Virtual Children’: A group of HAL personalities that were trained by users who have agreed to make them available to the general public. Speak to a Hal Personality

“George Bush Don’t Care About Black People” The Legendary K.O.Thanks eazy!

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Remember Al Gore? He was the guy who won the US Presidential Election in 2000. Well, he got the most votes, but as thousands of Iraqi morticians and waterlogged South-staters will tell you, he didn’t actually win. Regardless, he’s taken the last five years getting over it, and now that the mourning period is over,