16 Sep 2005

This just in, Jesus found making coffee in Texas.

where is his chocolate throan?Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven’t gone unnoticed, he’s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President of coffee making, what else? One can only assume who the President of coffee making is?

Here’s what Henry Thomas, President of Selby Communications had to say about the whole ordeal.

“I think we hired him as a security guard originally. I saw him tinkering with the coffee machine one morning and told him that it hadn’t worked for years, that it would take a miracle for it to start working again. The next thing I know I’ve got a hot cup of Ethiopian blend and I’m loving it.”

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Comments

  • Miko
    September 19, 2005 Reply

    Tell us!

  • Cait
    September 17, 2005 Reply

    I know a really good joke about a Jesus lookalike.

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