21 Jan 2008

Family Guy Quote Of The Moment

Lois: [after seeing Chris’ penis] Oh, my! Well, no wonder he’s always slouching.
Peter: How the hell did this happen? I’m supposed to be the man of the house. You must be so ashamed of me.
Lois: Oh, Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: OH, MY GOD! [runs away crying]