What’s a skeedaddlehopper?(found by k k k kenneth)

A reptile enthusiast investigating a call from a man he thought “had been drinking”, found a metre-long Nile crocodile lazing in the pool of a Pretoria suburb. How the reptile, with razor-sharp teeth, made its way into a residential swimming pool still remains a mystery as they are not indigenous to the Pretoria area. (The

Your Chinese Horoscope for 2004Thanks for this link Ashley

Gong Xi Fa Cai! According to the Chinese Zodiac, it’s the year of the monkey. “Astrologers predict it will be an extremely progressive, upbeat time, full of exhilirating successes. What’s even better is that it should be a relative breeze. Apparently good old monkey will carry us along with his natural exuberant energy. Be warned

Chav Hate Site – whats a chav you ask?aka Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies… Foul-mouth parrotThe inner thoughts of Britain’s wartime leader Winston Churchill live on, thanks to the foul mouth of his 104-year-old parrot.“Fuck Hitler! Fuck the Nazis!” says Charlie with a Churchillian