How Government Works ~ off Caiterwauling Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, “someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his
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5fm Suspends Gareth Cliff For Interviewing Jesus (South Africa)Our cheeky friend Gareth has been suspended for two days by 5fm as a result of an ‘interview’ he conducted with ‘Jesus’ on his show yesterday afternoon, which elicited numerous complaints from listeners. Cliff apologised to his listeners today for any offence he may have caused, stating
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“I’m told via email that this apparently came from a letter read on the radio sent to a right wing talk show.” ~ Niqkita Subject: God’s word is eternal & unchangingThank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share
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Footie 4 Iraq“One thing to have survived through difficult times is the Iraqi people’s love of football. By giving them the chance to play again, we’ll allow a vital element of normal life to resume.” Everyone is getting involved from Premiership players to armchair enthusiasts at footie4iraq.org. Play in the national 5’s tournament, bid online
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Apocalypse Frog (photo)“We thought it was three frogs attempting to copulate at first. It is very strange. The children couldn’t believe it.” The three-headed frog which has fused bodies and six legs has stunned a BBC wildlife expert who said it could be an early warning of environmental problems.(another photo)