“We used to have something special; it wasen’t romantic but it was unique. Then I went and blew it all with one of those damned stupid love notes, and here we are years later, only growing farther apart. She lives halfway across the country these days, and has a boyfriend she loves, but there’s a

“We pledge, to cordially greet and welcome you to the United States.” Thanks Eon!

When a lioness goes into heat, she wants to have sex every half an hour for around 5 days. No wonder lions are always lying around sleeping.

… and I’m sure it’s been happening in Japan for the last twenty years or so, but: Cellular (not just) phones (anymore).

This proves that people will click on anything.