Vinyl Fantasy “Five lasers read the grooves of the record, which the player translates into sound. The lasers don’t physically touch the record, so they won’t wear it down. $15,000” audioturntable.com

It’s hard to believe these aren’t special effects… they’re real! Indredible images. Have you ever seen anything like this before? Or this? And what on earth is this? This looks just like something else…

You have to type all of this just to print “Hello world” to screen: ***************************** IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. PROGRAM-ID. HELLO. ENVIRONMENT DIVISION. DATA DIVISION. PROCEDURE DIVISION. MAIN SECTION. DISPLAY “Hello World!” STOP RUN. **************************** Still, it’s not as long-winded as Assembler-Z80-Console…

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

“I often get clients (or their print designers) telling me that I have to use a certain set of Pantone colours in web pages. I’ve created a Pantone to RGB conversion table to help change from print to screen colours. I hope you find this of some use.”