Comments on: Masculinity challenged men prefer war and SUVs

By: Cait

Cait — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 13:04:24 +0000

Well, since Nathan has been so honest, I’ll confess too. I am indeed short, and my member is virtually non-existent, it is so tiny. But, I’m not worried about my masculinity, so I drive a regular old car.

By: nathan

nathan — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 11:34:27 +0000

I am short and have a teensy weensy little cock (like a penguin after a winter swim). But that isn’t why I bought my SUV.

I bought my SUV because it’s big and bad and will crush foreign cars like a girl crushes a spider. And I support the Iraq war because without oil, you can’t spell spoil, so if we burn all of the oil, my milk will never go bad again.

Your insolence has been acknowledged, we will make you a state and then take away your highway funding.

Here’s to healthcare,

Mr. Winky

By: fly*

fly* — Thu, 04 Aug 2005 10:47:58 +0000

hehe……I knew this all already tho :oP

I have a good feeling that the majority of Americans are either short or have short members….to me this can be the only explanation… :O)

(sorry if I offended any Americans with the above statement…probably shouldve put a warning before)

By: olivia

olivia — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 22:53:28 +0000

And just to clarify… do not confuse the brain – up top – with the control centre – below. They are completely different things.

By: olivia

olivia — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 19:59:37 +0000

Okay. There’s nothing wrong with thinking with your genitals. Just for the record.