So what if Apple invented, built and sold the iPod, apparently Microsoft holds the patent.

Okay so we all know that Legos are sick. I played with them until I was 15 (read 26) and to prove it, there’s Brickfest 2005. Check out some pictures of what grown men do when they don’t have girlfriends. And here’s what they do when they get an Internet connection!

“The Amazing Flygun” fires a spring-powered fly swat at deadly speed, thus revolutionising household defence. Next time you see one of the winged pests heading for your jam sandwich, simply have your girlfriend shout things like “bandits at 3 o’clock”, calculate it’s trajectory, and blow the little swine out of the sky. Real adrenaline junkies

Now boys, please follow her instructions carefully.

Please DO NOT click here. Even if you are the King of Clickety Clack himself.