The other guy looks like a snotty American trying to upstage the Englander by reassuring him that the US did, in fact, win the Revolutionary war and therefore they get to name it, so please stop saying “American Civil War”.

And thirdmostofimportance are these hilarious highlights:

Crusty dragon – A booger. One of the really crispy ones.

Americans should avoid saying “bloody” as they sound silly.

Bob’s your uncle – This is a well used phrase. It is added to the end of sentences a bit like and that’s it! For example if you are telling someone how to make that fabulous banoffee pie you just served them, you would tell them to boil the condensed milk for three hours, spread it onto a basic cheesecake base, slice bananas on top, add some whipped double cream, another layer of banana and Bob’s your uncle!

And best of all are the bits about what we say here in the America:

Blunt – If a saw or a knife is not sharp we say it is blunt. It is also the way most of us speak! In America the knife would be dull.

Some Americans say ass over teakettle apparently!

Oh man, misconceptions and spot on comments alike, I love this sort of thing.