Me: “… I’m just saying, he’s better at CSS than both of us.” Nathan: “Nah. I doubt that. I’m better at CSS than you are anyway.” O: “Whatever. You know I’m the best.” N: “Im just saying… I’m better at being a boy than you.” O: “Whatever. I’m way better at being a boy than

A big arms up to yinz’all Pittsburghers out there and fans of the Pepper Home Improvement ad. I can think of little else right now but… “Pepperrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Yay for tall old men with crazy long arms! Yay for Saturdays! Yay for sugar in all it’s rushy goodness!

Swedish guy: Are you the hippies? Dreadlock guy: I guess so. Swedish guy: So, you hippies, do you have the orgies? Dreadlock girl: Um… We decide that on a hippie by hippie basis. Swedish guy: Oh, because you say ‘Yes,’ and I sign up now. Overheard, Queenstown, New Zealand

Let today’s lesson begin:

Fix your peepers on this three-wheeled scooter that swaps out the double set in the back and, using high tech suspension like a room at the Motel 6 could only dream of, throws them onto the front. Features Up to 244 cc Enough storage for two full helmets and your backpack And Transformeresque to boot!