“Here we have a toy that will steal your…heart. He has to be one of the oddest toys we have made. It is sized up abit to make it useable. It is the head of a Raccoons penis.”
Yes, you too can have Crazy Mad Animal Sex!
I need to go bleach my eyeballs now…

Of course, if you get stuck for ideas, you can visit the Discovery Channel to find out exactly how some of these toys should be properly used. Plenty of other interesting facts there too…
“Banana slugs, named for their long, yellow bodies, even eat each other’s slime before mating.”
mmmm, baby!