Queenlivia and the good Ms. Quid
As I’ve been receiving regular updates from the starch barren trenches of Olivia and Quiddity’s walk, I thought I’d fill you all in on a bit of the inside scoop.
Allegedly, they did about 1/3rd of the walk on their very first day.
Also, it seems that, contrary to what modern medicine has thought in the past, it is possible to grow blisters on blisters. A close inspection of Olivia’s pinkiest toe reveals that as fact.
Apparently they’ve been passing loads of people on their walk, which is normal, I suppose, as there are a ton of people who do this, typically not the entire wall but some just go out for a stroll for a day and do a small section or whatever. Anyway, it finally occurred to O&Q after chatting with a bunch of people that they’re going at it somewhat backwards. It seems that you typically walk West to East, as it’s downhill if you go that direction. HAH! As if they’d let a pesky little thing like constant uphill hiking deter them.
Well, I’ve received word that pictures will be coming soon, so hold your fingers and cross your horses!
olivia
*OUTRAGED!!*
I’d rather douse you both with an icy cold hose. It always works on randy cats having a look round each other’s areas.
nathan
Nope. Maybe next time you should try using a bb gun.
olivia
Ahhhhhhem!!
Oh, don’t mind me. I seem to have just developed a cough. I hope it didn’t kill the moment between you two lovebirds.
nathan
For a limited time only, you can get your very own version. Just come to America and have a look around my area.
Anonymous
Hmm. I think I’m in love with this “nathan” guy. He’s funny and super sexy. Is he available, and if not, where can I find one like him?