Reality TV has finally reached its pinnacle. If your hopes and dreams, aspirations and inclinations toward a future with brighter sunrises reached a zenith of heavenly hoops when hit new shows featuring trailer trash mothers switching places or making arrogant aspiring actresses swallow buffalo testicles, you’re about to be blown away.

Skating with Celebrities pairs a real, professional skater with a celebrity who, presumably, has no Olympic experience. Tune in now!