What a load…

Apparently toilet paper that has been dyed black, *ahem* … “black bath tissue”… is the very best in luxury. It is “Fashionable & Unique, just right for your sensual needs.” It is also so ridiculously sexy, that fashionably naked people will want to drape themselves around it. Black toilet paper makes rich and beautiful people feel so good, they will want to use your “bathroom facilities”.