“…the man looks at the woman. sperm are invisible and they fly through the air like a ghost through his clothes, through the air, though her clothes where they get to her and make a baby. this can take place even if they’re standing across the street from eachother, sperm are very fast and clever. i don’t know why i thought this. it seemed the only logical way for the sperm to get to the woman, how else would they get there?”

“I used to think that when people sang in foreign languages they were just singing pretend words that they made up as they went along. I wasn’t pleased, I thought I’d invented that game.”

These and more beliefs that adults thought were true when they were children.