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Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven’t gone unnoticed, he’s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President

YAY YAY YAY! Nathan’s plane lands in 17 hours 47 minutes from now! I’m so excited I can hardly do anything today.

Happy Birthday Prince Harry!

“I find smokers more generous, more cynical and more up for a laugh,” says Carol Midgley. “I admit that I like smokers. Perverse, I know, being attracted to the 21st century’s No 1 lepers, particularly since I’ve never smoked in my life and consider it a septic little habit. But it’s not the cigarettes I’m