Vanessa The Molester (photos)– Day 19 in the BB House ‘Housemates are supposed to look after the House and its furnishings, but last night the usually placid Vanessa attacked Diandra with a fury not seen since Ahmed went on his plate smashing spree. For some unknown reason Vanessa stamped on the statue’s head and shouted
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Jun 2004
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Jun 2004
Convergent TimelinesEarthfiles.com: “According to Dr. Burisch, he received telepathic communication from the J-Rod about serious medical problems that were forcing his species to extinction and which brought them back to Earth – their original home – in a mind-boggling effort to change a time line problem in our human present – and the J-Rods’ ancient
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Jun 2004
Inbox: Newsflash from the DVLA In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous drivers, it’s now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag. The flag (comprising of a red cross on a white background) will be attached to the top of at least
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Jun 2004
Noisy neighbours frazzling your nerves? Sleep depravation and aggravation by noisy neighbours causes at least 6 murders a year in the UK alone. We found out recently that the previous owner of our house moved due to our noisy and aggressive neighbours. He failed to mention this and our solicitor didnt alert us to neighbour
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Jun 2004
Oxfam launch Fairtrade coffee shopsSkinny latte with extra feelgood factor Starbucks, Costa… Soon there’ll be another name on the High Street. Progreso will ensure the classiest coffee shop around and a fair deal for coffee growers. Launched by Matthew Algie – the UK’s largest independent coffee roaster – growers will get a fair trade price