{"id":11091,"date":"2010-06-07T23:43:36","date_gmt":"2010-06-08T05:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/?p=11091"},"modified":"2010-06-07T23:43:36","modified_gmt":"2010-06-08T05:43:36","slug":"meow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2010\/06\/meow\/","title":{"rendered":"Meow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"color8\">When I&#8217;m around Joseph, which is all the time I suppose, I find myself laughing at the most terrible things. Shockingly inappropriate things. And I feel awful afterwards.<\/p>\n<p><em>Looking at a photo together&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;&#8230; I think she looks pretty good in this photo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Joseph: &#8220;Hmm. Yeah. Obviously the cuteness fairy didn&#8217;t sprinkle <em>her <\/em>with cuteness dust.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Babe&#8230;Wow. Men are so much bitchier than women! That&#8217;s horrible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Joseph: &#8220;Come on! Okay, maybe. But come on! She looks like she ran through the ugly forest blindfolded and hit every ugly tree.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m around Joseph, which is all the time I suppose, I find myself laughing at the most terrible things. Shockingly inappropriate things. And I feel awful afterwards. Looking at a photo together&#8230; Me: &#8220;&#8230; I think she looks pretty good in this photo.&#8221; Joseph: &#8220;Hmm. Yeah. Obviously the cuteness fairy didn&#8217;t sprinkle her with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wildishheart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}