{"id":1118,"date":"2003-08-26T14:13:39","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T18:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2003\/08\/26\/\/"},"modified":"2003-08-26T14:13:39","modified_gmt":"2003-08-26T18:13:39","slug":"1118","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2003\/08\/1118\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jane just has the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.janeandrichard.co.uk\/blog\/archive\/2003_08_01_index.xml#106157609099125610\" rel=\"external\">best view from her office window<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n<p>How much does that suck! If Im expected to fritter my entire life away in a yellow-walled office with no aircon then I demand I at least get a view like that..  or a fishtank! I can then give fishy thousands of insanely boring jobs to do late at night and over weekends in return for cheap flakes. I will call it Stupid Monkey. Stupid Monkey will be promoted to Clever Monkey when he trains the snails to do his work for fish poop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jane just has the best view from her office window!!! How much does that suck! If Im expected to fritter my entire life away in a yellow-walled office with no aircon then I demand I at least get a view like that.. or a fishtank! I can then give fishy thousands of insanely boring jobs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}