{"id":11255,"date":"2010-08-04T15:40:54","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T21:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/?p=11255"},"modified":"2016-10-11T04:47:58","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T04:47:58","slug":"11255","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2010\/08\/11255\/","title":{"rendered":"Skeletor"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been posting a lot of updates on Facebook about this place, its just easier. Sorry! I’ll put a few things up here from time to time. I got complaints that its torture to read about this paradise I’m living in so I thought I’d treat you to a gross story.<\/p>\n

So last night on my way to the ‘bathroom’ in the dark I was just about to walk through a doorway but my headlamp caught the wriggling glow of a GIANT 2 inch spider that was bright yellow, no hair, just thick armourplated body that was right next to me. Had I walked through without seeing it I’d have broken the web and it would have landed right on my face. On my face. With its crazy claw legs. We checked each other out for a minute while it boinged up and down on the web. then I ducked under the web and went to the ‘bathroom’.<\/p>\n

So this morning Erika wakes up and I ask her how about that spider! “What spider?” She’d walked through the doorway. Mmmmm… yessss…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been posting a lot of updates on Facebook about this place, its just easier. Sorry! I’ll put a few things up here from time to time. I got complaints that its torture to read about this paradise I’m living in so I thought I’d treat you to a gross story. So last night on […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[408,227],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-nicaragua"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}