{"id":116,"date":"2002-07-22T19:15:46","date_gmt":"2002-07-22T23:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2002\/07\/22\/\/"},"modified":"2002-07-22T19:15:46","modified_gmt":"2002-07-22T23:15:46","slug":"116","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2002\/07\/116\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/sign-language.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gapingmaw.com\/507411\/\" rel=\"external\"><strong>The big book of sign language<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;For decades, mankind has longed to be deaf. Jet engines, auto horns, the dullification of modern popular music &#8211; any one of these things alone might be worth the price of admission to a wholly silent world. So how does one sign up?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Learn useful signs like<\/strong>: <em>&#8220;Traditional bitch-slap&#8221;<\/em>, <em>&#8220;Heroin, heroin, heroin&#8221;<\/em>, <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m the President of America&#8221;<\/em> and <em>&#8220;Soon I&#8217;ll be Darth Vader&#8221;<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The big book of sign language &#8220;For decades, mankind has longed to be deaf. Jet engines, auto horns, the dullification of modern popular music &#8211; any one of these things alone might be worth the price of admission to a wholly silent world. So how does one sign up?&#8221; Learn useful signs like: &#8220;Traditional bitch-slap&#8221;, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}