{"id":11976,"date":"2011-01-13T11:47:01","date_gmt":"2011-01-13T18:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/?p=11976"},"modified":"2011-01-13T11:47:01","modified_gmt":"2011-01-13T18:47:01","slug":"added-vitamins-the-kiss-that-makes-it-all-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2011\/01\/added-vitamins-the-kiss-that-makes-it-all-better\/","title":{"rendered":"Added Vitamins. The kiss that makes it all better."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got treated for multiple cases of dreaded third world lurgy you don&#8217;t even want to know about, two weeks ago. I had a feeling something was off when I tripped quite radically to the moon and back after every single meal, for about 4 months now and sure enough, there were a few serious reasons for that. The doctor was amazed I wasn&#8217;t in physical pain too and had so much energy when really I should have been bedridden. I am too now that I think about it. A good friend of mine had to fly back home to Sweden in an emergency with this mystery illness. He could barely walk without nearly passing out when I last saw him a month ago and was tripping most of the time I tried to talk to him.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway. The doctors here are amazing. As in, have no freaking idea what they are doing. I just checked out these &#8220;nutritional&#8221; capsules I was also given to take for a month, and have been taking daily, to &#8220;support your immune system and improve brain function&#8221;, and they turn out to be <strong>Novocaine!?!!<\/strong> With added vitamins. Wow. that. explains. a lot.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m starting to realise that anything that comes with &#8220;added vitamins&#8221; is the first warning. <\/p>\n<p>Just like chocolate milk, stained so dark from puss and blood from overproducing cows they can&#8217;t do anything else with it to mask the taste or colour&#8230; with added vitamins. Mmmmmm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got treated for multiple cases of dreaded third world lurgy you don&#8217;t even want to know about, two weeks ago. I had a feeling something was off when I tripped quite radically to the moon and back after every single meal, for about 4 months now and sure enough, there were a few serious [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[227,257,224,214],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nicaragua","category-photos","category-travelog","category-wildishheart"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}