{"id":1566,"date":"2004-06-30T00:14:06","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T04:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2004\/06\/30\/\/"},"modified":"2004-06-30T00:14:06","modified_gmt":"2004-06-30T04:14:06","slug":"1566","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2004\/06\/1566\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We regret to announce the unfortunate death of Olivia, who on the 29th of June of this year was randomly buried alive by the next-door neighbor.  This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest behind an outhouse.  The deceased was reported to have shouted &#8220;I should have listened to my horoscope!&#8221; just before expiring.  Olivia is survived by a goldfish.  Funeral services will be held the 3rd of next month.<br \/><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crucifictiongames.com\/rogd.html\" rel=\"external\">Obituary<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We regret to announce the unfortunate death of Olivia, who on the 29th of June of this year was randomly buried alive by the next-door neighbor. This unfortunate incident occurred in the forest behind an outhouse. The deceased was reported to have shouted &#8220;I should have listened to my horoscope!&#8221; just before expiring. Olivia is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1566\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}