{"id":1595,"date":"2004-06-16T02:35:04","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T06:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2004\/06\/16\/\/"},"modified":"2004-06-16T02:35:04","modified_gmt":"2004-06-16T06:35:04","slug":"1595","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2004\/06\/1595\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/vanessa-nimmo-2.jpg\" alt=\"vanessa nimmo\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bigbrother.channel4.com\/bigbrother\/news\/newsstory.jsp?id=5812\" rel=\"external\">Vanessa The Molester<\/a> <em>(photos)<\/em><br \/>&#8211; Day 19 in the BB House<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Housemates are supposed to look after the House and its furnishings, but last night the usually placid Vanessa attacked Diandra with a fury not seen since Ahmed went on his plate smashing spree.<\/p>\n<p>For some unknown reason Vanessa stamped on the statue&#8217;s head and shouted &#8220;Bitch!&#8221; and &#8220;Stupid woman,&#8221; while Michelle and Emma were fuming, watching from the secret Bedsit next door. &#8220;She&#8217;s a symbol,&#8221; they cried. &#8220;Stupid, stupid, stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Having ripped off an arm, Vanessa set about beating Diandra&#8217;s body with her own limb before giving her a further kicking and dumping the remains. Unsurprisingly Big Brother took a dim view of Vanessa&#8217;s hooliganism and today told her to put Diandra back together again. When she emerged from the Diary Room, Vanessa claimed to be surprised. &#8220;I thought smashing her was fun,&#8221; she said cheerily.<\/p>\n<p>But Bunny Boiler Michelle didn&#8217;t see it that way. &#8220;I think smashing you would be fun, girl,&#8221; she thundered from her Bedsit hidey-hole.&#8217;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vanessa The Molester (photos)&#8211; Day 19 in the BB House &#8216;Housemates are supposed to look after the House and its furnishings, but last night the usually placid Vanessa attacked Diandra with a fury not seen since Ahmed went on his plate smashing spree. For some unknown reason Vanessa stamped on the statue&#8217;s head and shouted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}