{"id":1766,"date":"2004-08-13T22:06:02","date_gmt":"2004-08-14T02:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2004\/08\/13\/\/"},"modified":"2004-08-13T22:06:02","modified_gmt":"2004-08-14T02:06:02","slug":"1766","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2004\/08\/1766\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Scarlet overhears a conversation in the Doctor&#8217;s waiting room:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/scarletdemon.jpg\" alt=\"Scarlet Demon\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/scarletdemon\/\" rel=\"external\">Aren&#8217;t old people wise!<\/a><\/strong><br \/><strong>The best thing about going to see the Doctor is hanging about in the waiting room, observing the other patients (or the &#8220;Scum of the Earth&#8221;, as they so often seem to be).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>An old couple watched as one of the staff put an out of place chair back to where it should be.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wonder why somebody moved that chair to there&#8230;&#8221; said the old man to his wife.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was obvious that that was the wrong place to leave it.&#8221; She replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t see who it was but I bet it was a bloody FOREIGNER!&#8221; He said.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s right. Bloody foreigners. They come over here, taking our jobs, stealing our women and randomly moving chairs in the Doctor&#8217;s waiting room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scarlet overhears a conversation in the Doctor&#8217;s waiting room: Aren&#8217;t old people wise!The best thing about going to see the Doctor is hanging about in the waiting room, observing the other patients (or the &#8220;Scum of the Earth&#8221;, as they so often seem to be). An old couple watched as one of the staff put [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}