{"id":1849,"date":"2004-09-14T13:07:48","date_gmt":"2004-09-14T17:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2004\/09\/14\/\/"},"modified":"2004-09-14T13:07:48","modified_gmt":"2004-09-14T17:07:48","slug":"1849","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2004\/09\/1849\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/toilet.jpg\" alt=\"toilet\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>I just phoned up our plumber and complained that whenever I shower my geyser runs hot and cold. He burst out laughing thinking I was talking about my geezer. Sometimes I forget I live in England where robots are called traffic lights, pants are called trousers (or they are mistaken for undies) and lazily dropping &#8220;Ja&#8221; into a conversation makes you sound like a posh twat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just phoned up our plumber and complained that whenever I shower my geyser runs hot and cold. He burst out laughing thinking I was talking about my geezer. Sometimes I forget I live in England where robots are called traffic lights, pants are called trousers (or they are mistaken for undies) and lazily dropping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}