{"id":18943,"date":"2002-06-27T15:46:45","date_gmt":"2002-06-27T19:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2002\/06\/27\/\/"},"modified":"2002-06-27T15:46:45","modified_gmt":"2002-06-27T19:46:45","slug":"16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2002\/06\/16\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/bewareofthecow.jpg\" alt=\"beware of the cow\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>In the event of a nuclear war, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_614375.html?menu=news.weirdworld.badtaste\" rel=\"external\">it is recommended<\/a> that you smear cow dung over your house. For added protection make sure you smear it over yourself and your family too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the event of a nuclear war, it is recommended that you smear cow dung over your house. For added protection make sure you smear it over yourself and your family too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}