{"id":19032,"date":"2002-08-13T12:26:35","date_gmt":"2002-08-13T16:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2002\/08\/13\/\/"},"modified":"2002-08-13T12:26:35","modified_gmt":"2002-08-13T16:26:35","slug":"297","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2002\/08\/297\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8220;Here we have a toy that will steal your&#8230;heart. He has to be one of the oddest toys we have made. It is sized up abit to make it useable. It is the head of a Raccoons penis.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>Yes, you too can have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoofur.com\/animalp.html\" rel=\"external\"><strong>Crazy Mad Animal Sex!<\/strong><\/a><br \/>I need to go bleach my eyeballs now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, if you get stuck for ideas, you can visit the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.discovery.com\/stories\/nature\/mating\/mating.html\" rel=\"external\"><strong>Discovery Channel<\/strong><\/a> to find out exactly how some of these toys should be properly used. Plenty of other interesting facts there too&#8230;<br \/><em>&#8220;Banana slugs, named for their long, yellow bodies, even eat each other&#8217;s slime before mating.&#8221;<\/em><br \/>mmmm, baby!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Here we have a toy that will steal your&#8230;heart. He has to be one of the oddest toys we have made. It is sized up abit to make it useable. It is the head of a Raccoons penis.&#8221;Yes, you too can have Crazy Mad Animal Sex!I need to go bleach my eyeballs now&#8230; Of course, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}