{"id":1964,"date":"2004-11-30T01:09:59","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T05:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2004\/11\/30\/\/"},"modified":"2004-11-30T01:09:59","modified_gmt":"2004-11-30T05:09:59","slug":"1964","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2004\/11\/1964\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ollapodrida.org\/blog\/\" rel=\"external\">WeirdPixie<\/a> blogged this really strange site over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chapel-perilous.net\" rel=\"external\">Chapel Perilous<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinocchia.com\" rel=\"external\">Pinocchia.com<\/a><br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/pinocchia.jpg\" alt=\"Pinocchia nose\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>&#8220;Nasophallophilia&#8221; &#8211; What on earth? This has to be the weirdest sexual fetish I have ever heard of. Okay, big noses I can understand, I ADORE big noses (although not in a fetish way, I think), but 2 metre long Pinocchio noses? On Women? Come on!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The forum is just as entertaining and seems to be overrun by desperate men looking for the perfect Pinocchio woman, like this guy:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to see a girl that is self conscious about her big nose have her nose grow from anywhere to six inches long to the length of a stripper pole and then have it used for various humiliating tasks.&#8221; ~&nbsp;Mike&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luckily for Mike the world is full of women who&#8217;s noses grow really long while they are forced to tell lies in front of other people, so hopefully his hobbies and personality will help him find that perfect girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WeirdPixie blogged this really strange site over at Chapel Perilous&#8230; Pinocchia.com&#8220;Nasophallophilia&#8221; &#8211; What on earth? This has to be the weirdest sexual fetish I have ever heard of. Okay, big noses I can understand, I ADORE big noses (although not in a fetish way, I think), but 2 metre long Pinocchio noses? On Women? Come [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}