{"id":2431,"date":"2005-04-04T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-04T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/04\/04\/\/"},"modified":"2005-04-04T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-04T19:10:00","slug":"how-to-write-annoying-copy-and-uninfluence-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/04\/how-to-write-annoying-copy-and-uninfluence-people\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Write Annoying Copy and Uninfluence People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/paintshop-pro.jpg\" alt=\"Paint Shop Pro\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/><strong><em>Paint Shop Pro 9 installer<\/em><\/strong> declares it has &#8220;tools which will push your imagination to its limits.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Theirs might be limited but mine doesnt have any boundaries thank you very much. What a cheek!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paint Shop Pro 9 installer declares it has &#8220;tools which will push your imagination to its limits.&#8221; Theirs might be limited but mine doesnt have any boundaries thank you very much. What a cheek!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}