{"id":2461,"date":"2005-05-18T19:49:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-18T23:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/05\/18\/\/"},"modified":"2005-05-18T19:49:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-18T23:49:00","slug":"overheard-at-tesco-just-a-few-minutes-ago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/05\/overheard-at-tesco-just-a-few-minutes-ago\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard at Tesco just a few minutes ago."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>A chav talks loudly on his mobile:<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah. She&#8217;s being a real cow about it. She knows I want it and she wont give it. But yeah, I&#8217;m gonna get it. Not long from now. Just wearing her down day by day&#8230;&#8230; ah hah. ah hah&#8230;&#8230;. yeah. I refuse to put up with her attitude. I can get it anywhere you know. Catch you later.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A chav talks loudly on his mobile: &#8220;Yeah. She&#8217;s being a real cow about it. She knows I want it and she wont give it. But yeah, I&#8217;m gonna get it. Not long from now. Just wearing her down day by day&#8230;&#8230; ah hah. ah hah&#8230;&#8230;. yeah. I refuse to put up with her attitude. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,232],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}