{"id":2488,"date":"2005-05-12T13:39:04","date_gmt":"2005-05-12T17:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/05\/12\/\/"},"modified":"2005-05-12T13:39:04","modified_gmt":"2005-05-12T17:39:04","slug":"where-to-find-good-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/05\/where-to-find-good-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Where to find good help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Forget Abby. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clicknathan.com\/blog\/dear_nathan\/\" rel=\"external\">Tell Aunty Nathan your problems<\/a>. His advice is top!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dear Aunty Nathan,<\/p>\n<p>I have a problem for your problem page. I have an important deadline to meet at work on Wednesday. I have completely lost the file containing the work I have done and the work I need to finish before Wed.<\/p>\n<p>How do you suggest I blag my way out of this one?<\/p>\n<p>Quiddity&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><em>Well, Q-diddy, I see your dilemma. I thought about this long and hard trying to determine what the bet possible solution would be for you. And then suddenly it was Wednesday and whatever answer I give you is too late anyway. So I guess the moral to this story is &#8220;If something seems really hard, just keeping putting it off, and then it will be over in one way or another.<\/p>\n<p>Better yet, you could hire a time travelling detective robot to go back in time to before you&#8217;d lost your work, and then travel forward in time, arriving at your workplace just as you were about to tell your boss you didn&#8217;t meet the deadline.<\/p>\n<p>Problem solved.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget Abby. Tell Aunty Nathan your problems. His advice is top! &#8220;Dear Aunty Nathan, I have a problem for your problem page. I have an important deadline to meet at work on Wednesday. I have completely lost the file containing the work I have done and the work I need to finish before Wed. How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212,213,246],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog","category-food-for-thought","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}