{"id":2667,"date":"2005-07-11T18:49:27","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T17:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/07\/11\/aww-arent-babies-cute\/"},"modified":"2005-07-11T18:49:27","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T17:49:27","slug":"aww-arent-babies-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/07\/aww-arent-babies-cute\/","title":{"rendered":"Aww aren&#8217;t babies cute!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/baby-vomit.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"pic_100px\" \/>If that&#8217;s what you think, you should get your head checked. Seriously! When I look at a baby all I see is a big screaming bag of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimp.com\/babiesvomit\/\" class=\"video_link\" rel=\"external\">gastric&nbsp;juice<\/a> and poo. My sense of smell only confirms this. Think about it. Babies are a digestive system, just like an amoeba, except they&#8217;re decorated with eyes.<\/p>\n<p>If I ever get broody, please someone shoot me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If that&#8217;s what you think, you should get your head checked. Seriously! When I look at a baby all I see is a big screaming bag of gastric&nbsp;juice and poo. My sense of smell only confirms this. Think about it. Babies are a digestive system, just like an amoeba, except they&#8217;re decorated with eyes. If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}