{"id":2668,"date":"2005-07-11T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T17:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/07\/11\/cruise-gets-squirted\/"},"modified":"2005-07-11T18:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T17:57:00","slug":"cruise-gets-squirted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/07\/cruise-gets-squirted\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruise gets squirted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>What an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimp.com\/cruise\/\" class=\"video_link\" rel=\"external\">idiot<\/a>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Thanks Ken!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What an idiot. Thanks Ken!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}