{"id":2669,"date":"2005-07-11T19:02:46","date_gmt":"2005-07-11T18:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/07\/11\/i-want-a-fainting-goat\/"},"modified":"2005-07-11T19:02:46","modified_gmt":"2005-07-11T18:02:46","slug":"i-want-a-fainting-goat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/07\/i-want-a-fainting-goat\/","title":{"rendered":"I want a fainting goat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/goat.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>And one day I&#8217;ll have <a href=\"\/downloads\/movies\/goats.wmv\" class=\"video_link\" rel=\"external\">one<\/a>. Her name will be Dropsy Plop! Her and CamelToe the llama will be best friends.<\/p>\n<p><em>Thanks Graham<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And one day I&#8217;ll have one. Her name will be Dropsy Plop! Her and CamelToe the llama will be best friends. Thanks Graham<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}