{"id":2745,"date":"2005-08-09T20:11:23","date_gmt":"2005-08-09T19:11:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/08\/09\/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-coming-to-get-you\/"},"modified":"2005-08-09T20:11:23","modified_gmt":"2005-08-09T19:11:23","slug":"the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-coming-to-get-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/08\/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-coming-to-get-you\/","title":{"rendered":"The Flying Spaghetti Monster is coming to get you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\" rel=\"external\"><strong>May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.org\/wiki\/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster\" rel=\"external\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/weblog\/giant-spaghetti-monster.jpg\" alt=\"Ancient drawings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by cave people. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was so displeased by this rendition, He turned them into piles of fossils to test the faith of His followers. The blue lines are speed lines.\" class=\"imgborder\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you <a href=\"http:\/\/simplybobby.blogspot.com\/\" rel=\"external\">Bob<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage Thank you Bob!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}