{"id":2790,"date":"2005-08-28T14:47:57","date_gmt":"2005-08-28T13:47:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/08\/28\/mail-order-husbands\/"},"modified":"2005-08-28T14:47:57","modified_gmt":"2005-08-28T13:47:57","slug":"mail-order-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/08\/mail-order-husbands\/","title":{"rendered":"Mail Order Husbands!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Here are my favourite eligible bachelors from<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mailorderhusbands.net\/\" rel=\"external\">mailorderhusbands.net<\/a>:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mailorderhusbands.net\/order\/images\/11.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"pic_100px\" \/>&#8220;Jered is my name, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, with natural finger nails (NO PAINTED HUSSIES!!!). &#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Country: <\/strong>Perth, Australia<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mailorderhusbands.net\/order\/images\/4.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"pic_100px\" \/>&#8220;I deal in reality&#8230;and the reality is that I&#8217;m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly. &#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Country: <\/strong>West Virginia, U.S.A.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mailorderhusbands.net\/order\/images\/2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"pic_100px\" \/>&#8220;My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I&#8217;d like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not have to touch a lot. &#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Country: <\/strong>Wooster Falls, ILL, U.S.A.<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chapel-perilous.net\/caiterwauling\" rel=\"external\">Miko<\/a> found this!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are my favourite eligible bachelors frommailorderhusbands.net: &#8220;Jered is my name, serving your needs is my game. Actually rugby is my game. Seeking.. a lady. I like the more natural look, somewhat earthy, but one that cleans up real well. I seem to be attracted to tall women with dark hair, smallish head, elongated torso, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}