{"id":2822,"date":"2005-09-09T14:07:51","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T13:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/09\/balltrimmer\/"},"modified":"2005-09-09T14:07:51","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T13:07:51","slug":"balltrimmer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/09\/balltrimmer\/","title":{"rendered":"Balltrimmer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.balltrimmer.com\" rel=\"external\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/weblog\/ball-trimmer.gif\" alt=\"*shriek*\" class=\"imgborder\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chapel-perilous.net\/caiterwauling\" rel=\"external\">caiterwauling<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via caiterwauling!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212,232],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}