{"id":2832,"date":"2005-09-13T15:59:26","date_gmt":"2005-09-13T14:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/13\/i-flushed-you-from-the-toilets-of-my-heart\/"},"modified":"2005-09-13T15:59:26","modified_gmt":"2005-09-13T14:59:26","slug":"i-flushed-you-from-the-toilets-of-my-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/09\/i-flushed-you-from-the-toilets-of-my-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Real-life <a href=\"http:\/\/www.downstream.sk.ca\/country.htm\" rel=\"external\">country songs<\/a> heard at rodeos all across Texas:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart?<\/li>\n<li>Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?<\/li>\n<li>At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump <\/li>\n<li>Did I Shave my Legs for This?<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t Chop Any Wood Mother, I&#8217;m Comin&#8217; in With a Load!<\/li>\n<li>Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.)<\/li>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<li>How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?<\/li>\n<li>I Don&#8217;t Care if it Rains or Freezes &#8216;Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin&#8217; on the Dashboard of my Car<\/li>\n<li>I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me <\/li>\n<li>I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me) <\/li>\n<li>If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I&#8217;d Do It All Over You<\/li>\n<li>I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I&#8217;m Waitin In Your Welfare Line<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year)<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m In Love With A Capital U<\/li>\n<li>It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn&#8217;t Take Him Long <\/li>\n<li>Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?<\/li>\n<li>One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain&#8217;t Gonna Be There)<\/li>\n<li>Overlonely and Underkissed <\/li>\n<li>Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer <\/li>\n<li>She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass <\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s A Tear In My Beer<\/li>\n<li>You Ain&#8217;t Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can&#8217;t Bite You Off<\/li>\n<li>You&#8217;re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chapel-perilous.net\/caiterwauling\" rel=\"external\">Miko<\/a>!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Real-life country songs heard at rodeos all across Texas: Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump Did I Shave my Legs for This? Don&#8217;t Chop Any Wood Mother, I&#8217;m Comin&#8217; in With a Load! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}