{"id":2844,"date":"2005-09-16T23:37:35","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T22:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/16\/this-just-in-jesus-found-making-coffee-in-texas\/"},"modified":"2005-09-16T23:37:35","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T22:37:35","slug":"this-just-in-jesus-found-making-coffee-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/09\/this-just-in-jesus-found-making-coffee-in-texas\/","title":{"rendered":"This just in, Jesus found making coffee in Texas."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img306.imageshack.us\/img306\/6274\/jesus9ss.jpg\" alt=\"where is his chocolate throan?\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven&#8217;t gone unnoticed, he&#8217;s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President of coffee making, what else? One can only assume who the President of coffee making is?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what Henry Thomas, President of Selby Communications had to say about the whole ordeal.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I think we hired him as a security guard originally.  I saw him tinkering with the coffee machine one morning and told him that it hadn&#8217;t worked for years, that it would take a miracle for it to start working again.  The next thing I know I&#8217;ve got a hot cup of Ethiopian blend and I&#8217;m loving it.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bbspot.com\/News\/2000\/5\/office_jesus.html\" rel=\"external\">Read more.(?)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of all places to make his return, Jesus picks Lufkin, Texas. With his exquisite coffee making miracles, Jesus has raised company profits from $2.3 million in sales to almost $78 million. Wow, now those are some miracles! Of course these miracles haven&#8217;t gone unnoticed, he&#8217;s been promoted. To what you may ask? Well, Vice President [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2844"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2844\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}