{"id":2887,"date":"2005-10-16T19:22:50","date_gmt":"2005-10-16T18:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/10\/16\/a-ninja-pays-half-my-rent\/"},"modified":"2016-10-11T04:46:17","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T04:46:17","slug":"a-ninja-pays-half-my-rent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/10\/a-ninja-pays-half-my-rent\/","title":{"rendered":"A Ninja Pays Half My Rent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/ninja.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"oldblogthumb\" \/>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.atomfilms.com\/af\/content\/ninja_rent\" class=\"video_link\" rel=\"external\"><strong>He&#8217;s the perfect roommate<\/strong><\/a>. He&#8217;s neat, he&#8217;s quiet, he can kill somebody with his bare hands&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s the perfect roommate. He&#8217;s neat, he&#8217;s quiet, he can kill somebody with his bare hands&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[252,212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-weird","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}