{"id":2951,"date":"2005-11-23T05:33:52","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T04:33:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/tristan-at-play\/"},"modified":"2005-11-23T05:33:52","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T04:33:52","slug":"tristan-at-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/11\/tristan-at-play\/","title":{"rendered":"Overheard while I&#8217;m trying to concentrate on work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Tristan is on the carpet behind me playing with his GI Joe&#8217;s.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tristan in his toughest, meanest GI Joe voice:<br \/>\nGI Joe 1: &#8220;&#8230;okay, but gimme a smooch.&#8221;<br \/>\nGI Joe 2: &#8220;You wanna smooch?&#8221;<br \/>\nGI Joe 1: &#8220;Yeah, I wanna smooch.&#8221;<br \/>\nGI Joe 2: &#8220;Are you sure you want a smooch?&#8221;<br \/>\nGI Joe 1: &#8220;Yeah!&#8221;<br \/>\nGI Joe 2: &#8220;Okay cum&#8217;ere! I&#8217;ll give you a smooch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even funnier was retelling that story to his grandma, who looked very alarmed and tried her best to explain to Tristan why it&#8217;s okay for Daddies and sons to give a smooch, but Gi Joe&#8217;s definitely don&#8217;t smooch, and other boys shouldn&#8217;t smooch each other either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tristan is on the carpet behind me playing with his GI Joe&#8217;s. Tristan in his toughest, meanest GI Joe voice: GI Joe 1: &#8220;&#8230;okay, but gimme a smooch.&#8221; GI Joe 2: &#8220;You wanna smooch?&#8221; GI Joe 1: &#8220;Yeah, I wanna smooch.&#8221; GI Joe 2: &#8220;Are you sure you want a smooch?&#8221; GI Joe 1: &#8220;Yeah!&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,265],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog","category-tristan-david-swartz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}