{"id":2983,"date":"2005-12-08T14:34:31","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T19:34:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/12\/08\/helping-sufferers-around-the-nation\/"},"modified":"2005-12-08T14:34:31","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T19:34:31","slug":"helping-sufferers-around-the-nation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/12\/helping-sufferers-around-the-nation\/","title":{"rendered":"Helping sufferers around the nation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just heard this touching ad on the local FOX channel for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roidaway.com\/look.html\" rel=\"external\"><strong>Hemorrhoid&nbsp;Relief&nbsp;Centres<\/strong><\/a>, assuring viewers that they are not alone in their suffering, and that help is available for sufferers to find relief, finally closing off their ad with the classic strapline: &#8220;Call now for your free consultation&#8230; you&#8217;ll be happier, in the end!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just heard this touching ad on the local FOX channel for Hemorrhoid&nbsp;Relief&nbsp;Centres, assuring viewers that they are not alone in their suffering, and that help is available for sufferers to find relief, finally closing off their ad with the classic strapline: &#8220;Call now for your free consultation&#8230; you&#8217;ll be happier, in the end!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}