{"id":2993,"date":"2005-12-19T16:16:47","date_gmt":"2005-12-19T21:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yummy-wakame.com\/archives\/2005\/12\/19\/mini-nathan-philosophises-on-the-taking-of-baths\/"},"modified":"2005-12-19T16:16:47","modified_gmt":"2005-12-19T21:16:47","slug":"mini-nathan-on-the-finer-points-of-bathing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/2005\/12\/mini-nathan-on-the-finer-points-of-bathing\/","title":{"rendered":"Nathan&#8217;s Mini Me on the finer points of bathing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Olivia:<\/strong> Okay, time for your bath.<br \/>\n<strong>Tristan:<\/strong> No.<br \/>\n<strong>O:<\/strong> Yes.<br \/>\n<strong>T:<\/strong> No.<br \/>\n<strong>O:<\/strong> Yes, every day you need to get a bath. And guess what? You&#8217;re going to have one right now.<br \/>\n<em>*dead silence*<\/em><br \/>\n<strong>T:<\/strong> When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to make my own rules.<br \/>\n<strong>O:<\/strong> Yep. You can make up new rules every day, just like your dad.<br \/>\n<strong>T:<\/strong> And I&#8217;ll only have baths every few days. And maybe I won&#8217;t bath at all.<br \/>\n<strong>O:<\/strong> You can do that if you like, but your girlfriends will think you smell funny, laugh at you and run away.<br \/>\n<strong>T:<\/strong> Not if I bath. Then I&#8217;ll smell nice.<br \/>\n<strong>O:<\/strong> Ahuh. Then they&#8217;ll think you&#8217;re really handsome.<br \/>\n<strong>T:<\/strong> Girls think that anyway.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/weblog\/tristanbathing\/goblet.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"imgborder\" \/><br \/>\nThe Lord of the Manor<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/pics\/weblog\/tristanbathing\/1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"imgborder\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Olivia: Okay, time for your bath. Tristan: No. O: Yes. T: No. O: Yes, every day you need to get a bath. And guess what? You&#8217;re going to have one right now. *dead silence* T: When I grow up, I&#8217;m going to make my own rules. O: Yep. You can make up new rules every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[212,265],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogalog","category-tristan-david-swartz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yummy-wakame.com\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}